HUH, Huh and huhs

fork soup

Can anyone explain the need for the fork?

Good humor is not only healthy for the soul, it  poisons  sadness into hiding.  In that light, only those with  good humors or the ability to relax and laugh should continue reading:  HUH, huH and huhs.

In Indiana, USA, during the 1950’s, all Robin Hood films were banned because authorities thought that robbing the rich to give to the poor was an act of communism.


In St. Louis, Missouri, it is still illegal for firemen to rescue women who are in their nightdresses.   Although I think it is okay to rescue nude women.


According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.


Along those same lines, apparently, it is frowned upon to walk into the convenience store, grab a box of condoms and ask “where is the fitting room?”


In the USA, impotence is grounds for divorce in 24 states.


According to a recent survey, 86 percent of people say they have at least one annoying coworker. They remaining 14% don’t realize they are the annoying coworker.


Truly, the only people who consistently welcome change are wet babies. Otherwise change is a four letter word.


Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple sources is called research. The trick is in the framing.


In Afghanistan, the Taliban militia banned women from wearing white socks just in case men find them attractive. The police  also ordered windows to be painted black to stop women being seen from the outside.  In some cultures,   I guess women  are possessions.


A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelor should be called master, not mister, when addressed by  women.   Is that law still on the books?


Incestuous marriages are legal in Alabama.  But it is illegal to drive barefoot.


In Thailand it is illegal to step on a banknote, leave your house without underwear and  leaving bubblegum on the pavement  can result in a $600 fine.


Lawmakers made it obligatory for everybody to take  least one bath each week on Saturday night in Vermont.


We don’t like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out,  Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962. Once again proofing the experts are often clueless–Never heard of Decca but everyone knows the Beatles.


Forget Health Food! I am at a age where I need preservatives, as much as I can get.

Btw, I went to hell and it was so packed with faithful church goers and leaders,  the devil sent me back with a warning to stay away from churches and so-called leaders.

HUH, Huh and huhs!


Source:  Cool sayings inspired this post

Image Source:  Roald Michel


Author: Angela Grant

Angela Grant is a medical doctor. For 22 years, she practiced emergency medicine and internal medicine. She studied for one year at Harvard T. H Chan School Of Public Health. She writes about culture, race, and health.

8 thoughts on “HUH, Huh and huhs

  1. First!

    Okay. I have a sense of humor and I can be childish at times!

    Love this post. Made me smile.

    I don’t believe the one about the devil, though. He’d really say, go back, and go to church faithfully so you can bring me some more souls.

    Really, some of the most un-Christlike people I know are faithful churchgoers. Just look at the Tea Party. God hates the Poors, and so do we!

    1. LOL! Good! You are absolutely right, Valeria. Apparently, times have changed and with the rising real heavy duty sinners flocking to church, hell is just hell for the devil. Hehehe The devil is flat out. He’d rather they stay on earth which becoming a proxy to hell.

      He and God have scheduled urgent talks around some kind of collaborative effort. That fueled a bit of fire in hell; there were sparks of whispering flame around this potential collaboration and what it could mean. Shhhhhhh. A merger of heaven and hell….

      You see Heaven is near vacant…not much action there either, the angels are bored. For the first time ever, God has a real problem. God stymied, mystified by this lack of redemption of souls with church. Of course, I never came close to seeing God to give a business card.

  2. Hehe, it was about time you posted something like this. Great medicine

    Alaska: It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
    Arizona: You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
    Arkansas: A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. Oh, and….oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
    California: Women may not drive in a house coat. Oh, and….No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
    Connecticut: In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
    Florida: It is considered an offense to shower naked.
    Georgia: No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
    Hawaii: All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
    Idaho: Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. Oh, and… may not fish on a camel’s back.
    Illinois: You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.

    It is illegal to play the fiddle.
    Two people may not kiss in front of a church.
    Duels to the death permitted on the common on Sundays provided that the Governor is present.
    No one may take a bath without a prescription.

    Need more?

  3. I eat with chop sticks at home but a fork is useful for eating pot stickers. You can stab them and dip them and eat them more easily than with chop sticks. lol

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