Mark Twain Quotes for Weekend Smiles

A person who won’t read has no advantage over one who can’t read. -Mark Twain

A crank is someone with a new idea — until it catches on. -Mark Twain

By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man’s, I mean. -Mark Twain

It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so. -Mark Twain

Fortune knocks at every man’s door once in a life, but in a good many cases the man is in a neighboring saloon and does not hear her. -Mark Twain

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places. -Mark Twain

History is strewn thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill, but a lie, well told, is immortal. -Mark Twain